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Joke of the Day

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."

"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? *Trigger*nometry"

"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"

"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."

"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."

"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."

"The word 'mortar' has 2 different meanings. As I discovered today when the house I built blew up."