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Joke of the Day
"If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself."
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"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."
"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."
"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"
"No one will get this.."
"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""