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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride."
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"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."
"Couldn't afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait."
"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"
"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."
"What kind of pants does mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched ""The Notebook"" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house"
"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"
"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"