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Joke of the Day
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
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"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""
"Anybody know any good dirty jokes?"
"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"
"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
"Pssst! I'm voting. Does anyone know the answer to #4? And who do I show my tits for extra credit? That old lady doesn't look interested."
"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."