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Joke of the Day

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"My water stopped working for a bit today. My wife immediately said, ""I'm going outside to dig a hole to catch the rain water!"" After the wife is gone I said to the rest of the family, ""she means well"""

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""

"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."

"Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry."

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"