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Joke of the Day
"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."
"Who delivers pizza in the hood? Popo John's"
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."
"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."