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Joke of the Day

"My water stopped working for a bit today. My wife immediately said, ""I'm going outside to dig a hole to catch the rain water!"" After the wife is gone I said to the rest of the family, ""she means well"""

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"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."
"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""
"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"It's 2015. I can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored."
"Why the gills in the sea don't drink tea even though there is plenty of water That will make them all guill tea!"
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""