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Joke of the Day

"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."

"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"

"Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? Because it's too cubed!"

"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""

"sent someone a text that said ""you need medieval catheter"" when i actually meant ""medical attention"" and i didn't bother correcting myself"

"Everyone says fat people don't like puns. But I think that's just a huge stereotype."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."

"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."

"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."