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Joke of the Day

"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"

"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"What's long and green and has an asshole at each end? A St. Patrick's Day parade!"

"I went to the library today I said: do you have any books on suicide? She said: we did, but no one brings them back"

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"Why do people even like anal? It's fucking shit."

"Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me th-HIIIIII GRANDMA I'M GOOOOOD..."

"If you get ash on your clothing don't brush it off, blow ot off. Otherwise you'll just rub it in."

"David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel"