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Joke of the Day
"What do dwarfs and midgets have in common? Very little."
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"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."
"My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.' I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'"
"What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ"
"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."
"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."