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Joke of the Day
"What do dwarfs and midgets have in common? Very little."
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"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"
"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."
"When does a guy turn into a gay? When something's bent on top of U"
"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"
"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."
"*buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn"
"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"
"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."
"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"