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Joke of the Day

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""

"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"" ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"""

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."