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Joke of the Day
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"
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"How does one become an Astronaut? Dip your anus in nutella. Hahahahaha :')"
"The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone..."
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way!"
"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."
"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"
"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"