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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite position? Juxta"
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"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""
"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."
"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""
"A man with his hands in his pants is not crazy... ...he's just feeling nuts!"
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail, and I was, like, ""Good for him."""
"When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."