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Joke of the Day

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"

"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."

"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."

"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"

"Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese? Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kraft factory."

"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"

"Your momma is so fat, she doesn't argue with anyone because... she's always the bigger person."

"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."

"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"