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Joke of the Day

"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."

"[Text convo] Her: Can I come over right now? Me: [Puts entire mess in closet, puts high thread count sheets on bed & sprays Febreeze] Sure."

"I was fired from my job as a bingo caller.... ....apparently ""a meal for two with a hairy view"" is not the way to call number 69."

"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."