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Joke of the Day
"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"
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"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need... Not all this, ""How the fuck did you get in my house?!"" nonsense."
"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."
"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."
"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."
"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"When's the best time to see an optometrist? When you can't."
"Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math! Me: Seriously?! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!"