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Joke of the Day

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."

"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."

"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"

"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a urinal? Because the p is silent."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."