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Joke of the Day

"A little african girl... asks her daddy: ""Daddy can I play with your dick?"" ""- Yes but don't go too far"""

"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"How to make a charity 1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit"

"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."

"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"

"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."