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Joke of the Day

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"

"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."

"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"

"Why did the bike fall down? It was two tired"

"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."

"If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard."

"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."