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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."

"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."