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Joke of the Day

"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"

"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"

"Do you want me to write good jokes? Good jokes"

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"I could bang a midget, but I don't give half a fuck."

"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."

"What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !"