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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one at work today I called out order number 404 Guy comes up and says ""I thought I would never find it!"""

"I thought I had a fantastic cheese joke... But it wasn't very Gouda."

"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."

"Ok, seriously men... You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!"

"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."

"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"