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Joke of the Day

"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."

"I'm offended every time I talk to a stranger and I'm not offered candy."

"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"

"Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? It got pissed off."

"What personal space? My dog"

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"