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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"
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"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."
"What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing? Skywalker Ranch."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."
"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells? ""No"" ""Well, well, well...."""
"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."
"Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!"
"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"