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Joke of the Day
"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."
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"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."
"Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no"
"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."
"My mate said he had a job putting down sick cats... Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy."
"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."
"Not to be vague, but stuff and things"
"I sexually identify as a table. That is all."
"If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass."
"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."