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Joke of the Day
"Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no"
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"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."
"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""
"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"
"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"
"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
"A boy was sent home from school for saying the C-word His mum said to the kid: 'that wasn't clever was it?'   The boy replied 'no, it was cunt'"