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Joke of the Day
"If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass."
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"My life is a constant struggle between wanting people to text me and never wanting to reply to texts."
"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."
"What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired."
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"I don't like adulting... ...just kidding."
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."