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Joke of the Day
"Not to be vague, but stuff and things"
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"C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard."
"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same."
"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"
"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""
"What's the difference between a hooker and your wife? You pay the hooker and she does what you want. And you pay your wife and she does what she wants."
"What is 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. ""Her star sign was cancer you know"" he says. "" I guess it's ironic..."" ""That she was killed by a giant crab."""