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Joke of the Day

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"

"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."

"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"

"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"

"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."

"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"What do you call a masterbating zombie? A Deadbeat."

"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"