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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as a table. That is all."
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"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."
"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."
"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"
"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."
"I am never going to procrastinate again... Starting next semester"
"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."
"Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth."