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Joke of the Day

"Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens."

"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wife's clothes"

"""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."""

"How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share."

"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"