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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? Pigs in the mud."
"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""
"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""
"Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers."
"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"
"What makes a ghost happy? An elevator. It lifts the spirits."
"I am not racist ... My shadow is black."
"What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush."
"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."