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Joke of the Day

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."

"They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome."

"I wish ""friends with benefits"" meant your friends paid all of your bills."

"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."

"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."

"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""