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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? Some people are against shooting guns."
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"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"
"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"
"The worst part of this election... ...isn't that Donald Trump won, but that fucking Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."
"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."