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Joke of the Day

"You can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana."

"Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver."

"Why is the beef in Colorado so good? Because the steaks are high."

"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"

"*pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u"

"What's it like never being flaccid? Hard."

"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"