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Joke of the Day
"Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach"
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"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""
"LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The dye used to color Sesame Street's Elmo red is made from the blood of virgin Canadians."
"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."
"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."
"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."