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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."
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"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help"
"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."
"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."
"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"Whenever I'm picking up my wife I skid to a stop by her & yell ""Come with me if you want to live!"" so she knows she married pure awesomeness"
"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""
"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"