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Joke of the Day

"*pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u"

"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"

"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"

"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything... ...trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."

"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."

"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."

"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""