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Joke of the Day

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man? Because she's better at being a woman than most women are."

"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..."

"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."

"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"

"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"

"Are u cold? http://imgur.com/qfirGti"

"When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's Day, everyone!"

"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"