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Joke of the Day
"I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad."
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"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."
"What do you call empathetic bovine? understand bull"
"Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage."
"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"
"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"
"My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited."
"[GOP Debate] MODERATOR: this question is for Senator Cruz. How will you handle zodiackillersayswhat? CRUZ: what? MODERATOR: I knew it!"
"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."