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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."

"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."

"How do you know that Beyonce is a hardcore programmer? VB ALL NIGHT!!!!!"

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."