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Joke of the Day

"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."

"Will I live to see 90? You just did."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"

"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"

"Lightning never strikes twice in one place. Chuck Norris wont let it."

"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."