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Joke of the Day

"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."

"What do they call a virgin down in the south? Faster than her brother!"

"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."

"Which dinosaur was the hardest to find? ...the Steganosaurus! And do you know why? ...because it was encryptid!"

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"Why did the chicken coop have two doors? 'cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan"