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Joke of the Day

"Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out. Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind.."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."

"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."

"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"

"What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen."

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."