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Joke of the Day

"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"How do mute people tell each others secrets? They put on mittens."

"I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the parking lot."

"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"

"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"

"The designer of the generic ""Advice Animals"" font changed the internet. One might say he made quite an impact."