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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"
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"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
"What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? Seeing your mum's."
"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."
"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."