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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen."
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"This generation sucks but does it swallow"
"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"
"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."
"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."
"Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life, but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor."
"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."
"What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late. I'll be here all week."