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Joke of the Day
"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."
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"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"
"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
"I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook."
"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."
"My church's priest said today, ""You know, sodomy is frowned upon by the church"" ""So you better not tell your fucking parents""."