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Joke of the Day

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

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"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
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"There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned."
"Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!"
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !"
"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."
"Watching ""Annie"" all I could think was, ""That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."""