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Joke of the Day

"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."

"Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married They just cantelope"

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"A friend of mine just got fired from his job as a butcher. Apparently he was offal."

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"

"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes."

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."