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Joke of the Day

"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes."

"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."

"My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to bitch. So I suggest you don't test that."

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."

"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"

"There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pastries... And those who donut."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"

"If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."