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Joke of the Day

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"

"The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*"

"Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma."

"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"

"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."

"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."

"Why did Ms. Frizzle get fired from teaching Sex Ed? She told the class to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."

"[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."