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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married They just cantelope"

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out."

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD. I peed"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."

"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"

"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."